Massive Scouting Report: Toronto FC

The natives are getting restless in Ohio’s capital. While still early in both Henrik Rydstrom’s tenure as manager and the season as a whole, the Crew’s start to 2026 has been underwhelming to say the least. Two points from four matches, no goals scored at home and a home defeat to Nashville last week has Black & Gold supporters’ tempers starting to flare. While it … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: Toronto FC

Massive Scouting Report: Nashville SC

After a defeat and two draws to start the season, the Columbus Crew are still searching for their first victory of the 2026 campaign. Last week, the Crew tied the Chicago Fire in a pretty even match that showcased a newfound defensive stability. This week, the Crew looks to combine their defensive stability with the attacking prowess from their first two matches as they welcome … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: Nashville SC

Massive Scouting: Sporting Kansas City

You’ve heard of Sleepless in Seattle, but have you ever heard of Defenseless in Portland? If you watched the Black & Gold’s first match of 2026, you know exactly what I am talking about. The Crew jumped out to a hot start thanks to a Wessam Abou-Ali goal in the 6th minute. Portland then scored twice to take the lead before Diego Rossi equalized right … Continue reading Massive Scouting: Sporting Kansas City

Massive Scouting Report: Portland Timbers

We are BACK baby! The Columbus Crew kick off their 2026 campaign Saturday in the Pacific Northwest against the Portland Timbers. The winds of change have blown through Central Ohio this offseason as the Crew have watched Wilfried Nancy depart for Celtic FC in Scotland and club legend Darlington Nagbe retire. In addition, the Crew sold Jacen Russel-Rowe to French club Toulouse for a reported … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: Portland Timbers

Massive Scouting Report: Hell is Real Game Two

After a disappointing loss in game one, the Columbus Crew needs to win at home on Sunday to keep their season alive. It’s do-or-die time in Columbus for the 2025 campaign, and while Crew fans will take any sort of victory, whether it’s in regulation time or penalty kicks, the Crew need to try to avoid a coin flip penalty shootout.  Looking to put in … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: Hell is Real Game Two

Massive Scouting Report: Hell is Real in the Playoffs

Hell is here! The Black & Gold head down I-71 for another heated postseason clash with their fiercest rivals. Crew fans will remember well the last playoff meeting between these two sides — a comeback for the ages that propelled Columbus to its third MLS Cup. This year’s edition brings a new twist: a best-of-three series between the rivals, with both teams entering the postseason … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: Hell is Real in the Playoffs

Massive Scouting Report: Orlando City

After the All-Star game midweek, the Columbus Crew now face Orlando City SC in their last MLS match before the Leagues Cup break. The Crew comes into the contest after a home win last Saturday against D.C. United, keeping the Black & Gold within touching distance of the top of the Eastern Conference. Daniel Gazdag scored his first in a Columbus shirt, while unlikely hero … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: Orlando City

Massive Scouting Report: Nashville

There ain’t no rest for the wicked, and there ain’t no rest for the Columbus Crew either. After a euphoric come-from-behind win against their FC Cincinnati on Saturday, the Crew make the trip down to Nashville to face off against another side sniffing around the top of the Eastern Conference. The Black & Gold find themselves looking up at Nashville in the current standings on … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: Nashville

Massive Scouting Report: Hell is Real

Last Sunday, the Columbus Crew grinded their way to a 1- 1 draw in Seattle against the Sounders. A beautifully worked team goal, finished off by Diego Rossi, was quickly neutralized by a Seattle equalizer right before halftime. While the result itself wasn’t necessarily bad, Crew fans, players, and even coaches have been underwhelmed by the Black & Gold’s performances of late. The quick fix? … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: Hell is Real

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Massive Scouting Report: Hell is Real 2025 – Chapter 1

A road point is a point, although probably not what Crew supporters, players, and staff were hoping for on Wednesday in Montreal. That said, everyone affiliated with the Columbus Crew would gladly take that point in exchange for a win on Saturday in the Hell is Real Derby. The 2024 season was the first time in club history that the Crew did not record at … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: Hell is Real 2025 – Chapter 1