Massive Scouting Report: Hell is Real Game Two

After a disappointing loss in game one, the Columbus Crew needs to win at home on Sunday to keep their season alive. It’s do-or-die time in Columbus for the 2025 campaign, and while Crew fans will take any sort of victory, whether it’s in regulation time or penalty kicks, the Crew need to try to avoid a coin flip penalty shootout.  Looking to put in … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: Hell is Real Game Two

Massive Scouting Report: Hell is Real in the Playoffs

Hell is here! The Black & Gold head down I-71 for another heated postseason clash with their fiercest rivals. Crew fans will remember well the last playoff meeting between these two sides — a comeback for the ages that propelled Columbus to its third MLS Cup. This year’s edition brings a new twist: a best-of-three series between the rivals, with both teams entering the postseason … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: Hell is Real in the Playoffs

Massive Scouting Report: Orlando City

After the All-Star game midweek, the Columbus Crew now face Orlando City SC in their last MLS match before the Leagues Cup break. The Crew comes into the contest after a home win last Saturday against D.C. United, keeping the Black & Gold within touching distance of the top of the Eastern Conference. Daniel Gazdag scored his first in a Columbus shirt, while unlikely hero … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: Orlando City

Massive Scouting Report: Nashville

There ain’t no rest for the wicked, and there ain’t no rest for the Columbus Crew either. After a euphoric come-from-behind win against their FC Cincinnati on Saturday, the Crew make the trip down to Nashville to face off against another side sniffing around the top of the Eastern Conference. The Black & Gold find themselves looking up at Nashville in the current standings on … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: Nashville

Massive Scouting Report: Hell is Real

Last Sunday, the Columbus Crew grinded their way to a 1- 1 draw in Seattle against the Sounders. A beautifully worked team goal, finished off by Diego Rossi, was quickly neutralized by a Seattle equalizer right before halftime. While the result itself wasn’t necessarily bad, Crew fans, players, and even coaches have been underwhelmed by the Black & Gold’s performances of late. The quick fix? … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: Hell is Real

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Massive Scouting Report: Hell is Real 2025 – Chapter 1

A road point is a point, although probably not what Crew supporters, players, and staff were hoping for on Wednesday in Montreal. That said, everyone affiliated with the Columbus Crew would gladly take that point in exchange for a win on Saturday in the Hell is Real Derby. The 2024 season was the first time in club history that the Crew did not record at … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: Hell is Real 2025 – Chapter 1

Massive Scouting Report: San Jose Earthquakes

The soccer gods had little mercy for the Crew last Saturday, as Columbus fell 1-0 to Inter Miami in Cleveland. Despite dominating the run of play against Messi and company, the Black & Gold walked away with no goals and no points. It was a performance full of promise—except in front of goal. Now, the Crew shifts its focus to Bruce Arena and the San … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: San Jose Earthquakes

Massive Scouting Report: Inter Miami

After an impressive road win for Columbus last Sunday, the focus now shifts to….Cleveland? That’s right, folks, the Crew are in “The Land” this Saturday for an Eastern Conference showdown against Messi and Inter Miami. The Crew sit atop the Eastern Conference thanks to three straight wins and an eight-match MLS unbeaten streak that is tied for the longest in club history. That will mean … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: Inter Miami

Massive Scouting Report: St. Louis CITY SC

The Black & Gold surged to the top of the Eastern Conference standings last weekend with a 2-1 victory over CF Montréal at Lower.com Field. Goals from AZ and Jacen Russell-Rowe secured a second consecutive win for the Crew. Now, Columbus travels to St. Louis for the first time in club history, eyeing a third straight victory. In addition to their on-field momentum, the Crew … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: St. Louis CITY SC

Massive Scouting Report: CF Montreal

Columbus is remains unbeaten in MLS play thanks to a 2-1 win over D.C. United last weekend. Two goals from Diego Rossi propelled the Crew to all three points after falling behind early on. Columbus welcomes a CF Montreal side that is dead last in MLS, just fired their coach (Former Crew 2 Coach Laurent Courtois), and desperately seeks a kickstart to their season. The … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: CF Montreal

Massive Scouting Report: D.C. United

After another scoreless draw at Lower.com Field, the Crew heads to the nation’s capital for a scrap with their longtime Eastern Conference rival D.C. United. The Crew looks to remain unbeaten in MLS play, or better yet, capture its first win since March 1st in league play. On the other side, The Screaming Eagles come off of a 4-1 drubbing against Orlando City and are … Continue reading Massive Scouting Report: D.C. United